Local man posts advert on non-profit trading website looking for 'bit on the side'

A local man (we assume from Forest Hall judging by his request) decided to use a non-profit trading website to look for a mistress.
You would think with the amount of dating websites around these days together with mobile apps like Tinder that he would have plenty of other tools at his disposal to find a ‘bit on the side’. Perhaps he is thinking outside the box and this tactic will make his request for a bit of fun stand out. Who knows?
The ad was posted on the website Freecycle, which describes itself as ‘a grassroots and entirely nonprofit movement of people who are giving (and getting) stuff for free in their own towns. It’s all about reuse and keeping good stuff out of landfills.’
Not sure if the advert below is exactly what they were looking for but I guess it fits into their mission statement on some level.
 

 
Anyway, here is the advert that ‘Mark’ placed on Freecycle
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Desperately seeking Susan…or a woman by any name really. Needs to step in to help me out with what the wife wont do anymore. Must have own hair and teeth and be under 14 stone.

 
 

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